The Queendom of Mordovian Winters is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Ellexchi with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.661 billion Mordovian Wintersians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintervale. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mordovian Wintersian economy, worth 236 trillion Elvish Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 88,883 Elvish Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mordovian Winters's national animal is the red wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mordovian Winters is ranked 157,092^nd in the world and 25^th in Iris for Largest Populations, with 2.66 billion capita.